Slippers

Slippers, house shoes, if you will, are for wearing in the house, right. Even if they have soles on them, the intention is for them to be worn in-doors. When you wear slippers out side they then become shoes. If you are one to wear slippers I assume that you are one who does not want to wear shoes inside because you don't want to track dirt and such into the house. Slippers are to be worn inside not out side. Everyone can agree on that right?

What I want to know is why can't GP get that. He doesn't understand the basic slipper code. DON'T WEAR THEM OUT SIDE! Dude, she wants you to wear slippers inside not your shoes for the reasons mentioned above. Don't take the dog out in your slippers. It rained yesterday evening. It was foggy as hell last night, the grass is wet. And just so you know, you stepped in my dogs pee on your way back through the yard. I guess you didn't realize you just tracked all of that in. And another thing, don't get snippy with her when she points out the fact that you tracked dirt and wet-ness in. You were the one who wore your fucking slippers out side, you dumb ass!